💘 GIRLFRIEND ACQUISITION SIMULATOR: DELUXE DIRECTOR'S CUT 💘
⚠️ Based on absolutely no scientific research.
Class: Untrained Romantic Adventurer
Current Objective: Find Girlfriend
Difficulty: Unfortunately Extreme
It is a completely normal Tuesday.
Zach wakes up.
He looks at the ceiling.
The ceiling looks back.
Zach has reached a conclusion:
“I should probably get a girlfriend.”
Unfortunately, this is where the tutorial
immediately becomes unavailable.
The Zach Dating Algorithm has analyzed thousands of completely fabricated datasets.
Current probability of girlfriend acquisition:
The algorithm recommends:
“Bro just talk to people.”